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Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Funny story

SHORT STORY
When Sola was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him
"a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life".
One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out
how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly
that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her
to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling
for Sola would be a total waste of time and money.
The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her
grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she
met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the
whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this
procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have
the surgery performed.
Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the
surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her.
She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her
oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked
sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face
started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand
and tell him something but couldn't.
She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and
died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went
wrong. Eventually he found out it was our dear Sola (now working as
a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen
machine to connect his phone charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me you thought Sola became the doctor? lol!
If I hear... This is not Nollywood!! Sola no know book! Period.

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